she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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