Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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