Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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