i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Randomize
