best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
