There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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