Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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