Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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