I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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