you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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