cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
