2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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