She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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