I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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