1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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