So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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