Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Every dick Iβve had or wanted in the last year is married. Itβs like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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