If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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