Sry I called you an 8
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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