i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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