We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Randomize