my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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