Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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