What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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