the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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