I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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