I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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