I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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