i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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