I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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