so that wasnt chicken after all
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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