Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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