Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
