Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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