No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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