I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
And then he peed in my hair
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