Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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