they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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