Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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