omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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