the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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