I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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