508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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