Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
