is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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