god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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