In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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