so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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