Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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