so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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