Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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