Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
He felt like a one man threesome
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
