Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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